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KITD-FOHS

Inspired by the classic patch from the Son Tay Raid back in Nam. Stands for: Kept In the Dark - Fed Only Horse Shit. You know, kinda like how mushrooms are treated.Hook fastener material sewn on the back.2.82" x 3"

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Fuck Yo Couch

patch-00075

$1.50

This will likely make absolutely no sense unless you have seen the Rick James skit. F yo Couch! VIDHook sewn on the back. 3" x 1.75"

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Live Free or Die Hard

patch-00074

$4.50

For those ready to fight to keep their freedom.Hook fastener material sewn on the back.3" x 1.75"

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That Guy

patch-00073

$4.50

Simple rocker done in Airborne size. Are you THAT GUY?Hook fastener material sewn on the back.2.5" x 1"

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Lead Farmer

patch-00072

$5.00

One of the memorable moments from the movie Tropic Thunder.Hook fastener material sewn on the back.3" x 2.8"

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If I Tell You

patch-00071

$6.00

A remake of a classic design, A good way to let others know you can't say too much about your job.Hook fastener material sewn on the back3.5" x 4"

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Flying Trunk Monkey

patch-00070

$6.00

Flying version of the original trunk monkey.Hook fastener material sewn on the back3.9" x 2.5"

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Smooth Operator

patch-00069

$4.50

Simple Smooth Operator Tab done in Special Forces Tab shape. Now available in my usual colors.Hook fastener material sewn on the back.3.25" x 1.1"

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Suck Meter

patch-00067

$3.50

I kept getting requests for this classic, so designed it up with a lil MSM flair. A great way to subtly let others know when you feel the situation sucks pretty hard.Hook fastener material sewn on the back.2" x 1.1"

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Fun Meter

patch-00066

$3.50

I kept getting requests for this classic, so designed it up with a lil MSM flair. A great way to let others know you are enjoying your adventures.Hook fastener material sewn on the back.2" x 1.1"

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Saint Michael

patch-00062

$6.00

Some groups enjoyed this patch made long ago so with efforts with the original artist I've made it again to offer on up. A quick summary would be Saint Michael is viewed as the field commander of the Army of God.Hook fastener material sewn on the back.3" x 3"

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Sheepdog

patch-00061

$5.00

An upcoming term thanks to the article by Lt. Col Dave GrossmanA quick summary is: Sheep are the common people, Sheepdogs are protectors of the people, Wolves are badguys.For the full enlightenment: LINKHook fastener material sewn on the back.2.8" x 2.5"

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Surprise

patch-00060

$3.00

Another great quote from the movie Team America. Makes for a good dynamic entry accessory.Hook fastener material sewn on the back.3" x 1.75"

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Wolf Head

patch-00058

$4.50

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PirateSkull Flag Morale Patch

patch-00057

$5.00

I've received many Calico Jack patch requests, but rather than the same ol' I decided to do a modern take on the popular pirate flag.Design by guest artist machine56 http://machine56.deviantart.com/Hook fastener material sewn on the back.3" x 2"

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Dragon Head

patch-00055

$5.00

Dragon head was high on the animal head poll so here you go. Design by guest artist machine56 http://machine56.deviantart.com/Hook fastener material sewn on the back.2.48" x 3"

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Regular Guy

patch-00054

$4.50

Done in a Special Forces Tab shape:A patch for those who are, or want to claim to be nothing particularly special.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3.25" x 1.1"

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US Flag Reversed Patch

patch-00051

$4.00

The normal US Flags did well so per request here are the reversed versions. For those who need a trivia lesson, the purpose of the reversed flag is for proper display of the flag on the right side of a mover such as a human or vehicle. The concept is the flag is on an imaginary flag pole so if moving forward the flag would be blowing back and display...

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Tiger Head

patch-00050

$4.50

No long back story, just an aggressive tiger head.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 2.5" x 2.4"

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US Flag Patch

patch-00048

$4.00

Although people told me to do a US Flag in the past I held off since I felt they were already available in so many places. I eventually sold myself on making them since mine are unique due to being in my camo colors. It isn't perfect, however these flags are also closer to the correct width/height ratio. I hope you find the color selection refreshing and...

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Your Mom Sends

patch-00047

$5.00

Oh snap get ready to get in trouble sporting this bad boy. Those who see it are either going to laugh with you, or punch you in the face.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 2.9" x 3"

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Fun Sponge

patch-00046

$3.00

This one can have multiple interpetations, but the original idea was to put them on command that excel in stealing the fun out of about any situation. Alternatively these patches can be self applied to declare you are a monster at trying to absorb fun in all of its forms.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 2.66" x 2.75"

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Tactical Medic - Spartan

patch-00045

$4.50

Spartan version based on the Do-No-Harm design, but smaller and iconic only.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 2.5" x 2.4"

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Tactical Medic - Pirate

patch-00044

$4.50

Pirate version based on the Do-No-Harm design, but smaller and iconic only.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 2.5" x 2.4"

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Do It Live

patch-00043

$4.50

Although wild O'Reilly started it, the phrase seems to work well in a lot of industries.If none of this makes any sense, here is the inspirational video:O'Reilly Freaks OUTHook fastener sewn on the back. 3" x 1.5"

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Zombie Hunter

patch-00041

$5.00

Sometimes people need an excuse to have a lot of guns and gear....and Zombie Huntn' is a good one!Hook fastener sewn on the back. 2.75" x 2.75"

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Skullmonkey - Pirate

patch-00040

$2.00

Designer Skullmonkey patch, Pirate variant. Hope was to amuse MIL / LEO and civilians alike. Hook fastener sewn on the back. 2.2 "x 2.5"

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Skullmonkey - Crossbones

patch-00038

$2.00

Designer Skullmonkey patch, Crossbones variant. Hope was to amuse MIL / LEO and civilians alike.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 2.5" x 2.5"

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What Now!

patch-00037

$4.50

This was a request patch from a military group. Simple text posing both a statement and a question, great for surprise "events".Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3" x 1.75"

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Samurai Kanji

patch-00036

$5.00

A straight forward patch that says SAMURAI in Japanese Kanji. Don't worry I did my research and had it approved by Japanese native speakers. The word Samurai is derived from the archaic Japanese verb samorau, changed to saburau, meaning "to serve". Thus this meaning applies well to Military / LE / GOV whom serve their country.Hook fastener sewn on the...

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WWJBD?

patch-00034

$3.00

What Would Jack Bauer Do? A patch for the tv show "24" fans. Jack Bauer is a man of results, so sometimes you need to ask yourself....now what would he do?Hook fastener sewn on the back. 2.125" x 3"

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Battlegirl

patch-00033

$3.00

Cute girl head design I had laying around. I thought the ladies might like something geared their way for once.Hook fastener sewn on the back, not all the hairs are sewn down due to production limitations, however patch will attach securely to loop / pile. 3" x 2.2"

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Embrace The Suck

patch-00030

$4.50

A classic MIL term referring to having a calm mindset during situations that suck and doing what needs to be done.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3" x 1.75"

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K9 Short

patch-00024

$4.50

This variant was made by LEO request to fit better on hats. Hook fastener sewn on the back. 2.75" x 1.9" Currently Only available in SWAT color scheme

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Shit Magnet

patch-00023

$5.00

A subtle way to tell others the not so good things in life seem to come your way often.Hook fastener sewn on the back 3" x 2"

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Spartan Helmet

patch-00022

$6.00

Simple cross swords Spartan designHook fastener sewn on the back 3" x 3"

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Bang Em All - Large

patch-00020

$6.00

If you are going to bang one, you might as well bang them all. This is the original large version of an AFSF requested design.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3" x 3"

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Do No Harm - Pirate

patch-00019

$6.00

Tactical Medic requested patch. Pirate version.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3.5" x 2.75"

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Do No Harm - Spartan

patch-00018

$6.00

Tactical Medic requested patch. Spartan version.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3.5" x 2.75"

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Monkey Head Logo

patch-00017

$4.00

Just the Mil Spec Monkey Logo, kids and adults alike seem to enjoy em'.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 2.5" x 2.25"

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Pork Eating Crusader

patch-00016

$6.00

For the pork eater on a mission. Text on top and translated Arabic on the bottom.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3.25" x 3.25"

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K9 Morale Patch

patch-00015

$5.00

Something tough for our handlersHook fastener sewn on the back. 3.5" x 2.2"

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Secret Squirrel

patch-00014

$6.00

If you don't know the term, you probably shouldn't have the patch. Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3.25" x 2.8"

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Molon Labe Full

patch-00013

$6.00

Full Molon Labe design for the Spartans out there.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3.5" x 2.5"

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Molon Tab

patch-00012

$4.50

Simple Molon Labe Tab/Rocker. If you don't know what it means check out HEREHook fastener sewn on the back 3.25" x 1.125"

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Bang Em' All - Small

patch-00011

$2.00

If you are going to bang one, you might as well bang them all. An AFSF requested design.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3" x 2"

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Rat's Ass

patch-00010

$5.00

For those who don't care too much about what others have to say.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3" x 2.375"

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Honey Badger Decal

decal-00017

$1.25

Decal version of the patch, done as a 3.625" x 3" die-cut. These are not your typical stickers as they are done on heavy duty vehicle wrap vinyl for great durability.

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Secret Squirrel Decal

decal-00015

$1.25

Decal version of the patch, done as a 2.75" x 3.25" die-cut. These are not your typical stickers as they are done on heavy duty vehicle wrap vinyl for great durability.

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Death Mechanic Decal

decal-00014

$1.25

Decal version of the patch, done as a 3" x 2.75" die-cut. These are not your typical stickers as they are done on heavy duty vehicle wrap vinyl for great durability.

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Sheepdog Decal

decal-00013

$1.25

Decal version of the patch, done as a 3.25" x 3" die-cut. These are not your typical stickers as they are done on heavy duty vehicle wrap vinyl for great durability.

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Zombie Hunter Decal

decal-00012

$1.25

Decal version of the patch, done as a 3" x 3" die-cut. These are not your typical stickers as they are done on heavy duty vehicle wrap vinyl for great durability.

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Like A Boss Decal

decal-00009

$1.25

Decal version of the patch, done as a 3.5" x 1.75" die-cut. These are not your typical stickers as they are done on heavy duty vehicle wrap vinyl for great durability.

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I Come Decal

decal-00008

$1.25

Decal version of the patch, done as a 3" x 2" die-cut. These are not your typical stickers as they are done on heavy duty vehicle wrap vinyl for great durability.

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Pork-Crusader Decal

decal-00007

$1.25

Decal version of the patch, done as a 3" x 3" die-cut. These are not your typical stickers as they are done on heavy duty vehicle wrap vinyl for great durability.

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5-01-11 Decal

decal-00006

$1.00

Decal version of the patch, done as a 4" x 1.85" die-cut. These are not your typical stickers as they are done on heavy duty vehicle wrap vinyl for great durability.

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Lambda Shield

patch-00009

$3.00

Lambda symbol, as seen on Spartan shields.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 2.25" x 2.25"

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Infidel Strong

patch-00008

$4.50

A different take on the Army slogan.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3" x 1.5"

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Basic Food Groups

patch-00007

$6.00

The Tri-force of Women, Pork, and Alcohol. Based on 1st Armored patch.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 4" x 3.75"

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Infidel Tab

patch-00006

$4.50

Simple Infidel Tab/Rocker. Similar size to Airborne TabHook fastener sewn on the back. 2.5" x 1"

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Team America

patch-00005

$5.00

Great for when you want to sport your affiliation with Team America.Hook fastener sewn on the back 3" x 2"

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Bloodtypes

patch-00080

$3.50

Due to request I made these happen in MSM colors. The blood type letter is nice and big and Rh factor is displayed in both symbol and text. All 8 blood types are available in 7 color variants.2" x 1" with hook sewn on the back.

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Tactical Trunk Monkey Morale Patch

patch-00001

$5.00

Tactical Trunk Monkey Patch, a term used for rear gunners.Hook fastener sewn on the back3" x 2"

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