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Titty Twister PVC

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Titty Twister PVC Morale Patch

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

For fans of Dusk Till Dawn or those generally who know how to shake it :) Guest Artist: Joshua Johnson https://www.grumpypencil.com/Hook fastener sewn on the back 3.9" x 1.66"NOTE: Due to thin lines, the glow in the dark factor of the glow variant is minimal

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Meat Popsicle

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Meat Popsicle

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

The proper response if someone asks what you are classified as, happens to fit on name tape zones as well. This term is of course more amusing if you have seen Fifth Element.3.75" x 1" with hook fastener material sewn on the back

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All Out PVC

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All Out PVC

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

Seems to be a popular term these days and my fellow geeks will enjoy the Fallout inspired art. Glow variant actually glows with a light charge.3" x 2" with hook fastener material sewn on the back

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I Come

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I Come

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

A quote that seems to sum up some peoples' occupations, that or maybe you just party hard!Hook fastener material sewn on the back3" x 2"

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Fuck Yo Couch

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Fuck Yo Couch

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

This will likely make absolutely no sense unless you have seen the Rick James skit. F yo Couch! VIDHook sewn on the back. 3" x 1.75"

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If I Tell You

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If I Tell You

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

A remake of a classic design, A good way to let others know you can't say too much about your job.Hook fastener material sewn on the back3.5" x 4"

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Surprise

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Surprise

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

Another great quote from the movie Team America. Makes for a good dynamic entry accessory.Hook fastener material sewn on the back.3" x 1.75"

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Your Mom Sends

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Your Mom Sends

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

Oh snap get ready to get in trouble sporting this bad boy. Those who see it are either going to laugh with you, or punch you in the face.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 2.9" x 3"

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Fun Sponge

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Fun Sponge

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

This one can have multiple interpetations, but the original idea was to put them on command that excel in stealing the fun out of about any situation. Alternatively these patches can be self applied to declare you are a monster at trying to absorb fun in all of its forms.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 2.66" x 2.75"

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What Now!

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What Now!

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

This was a request patch from a military group. Simple text posing both a statement and a question, great for surprise "events".Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3" x 1.75"

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Immediate Action

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Immediate Action

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

Get ready to get into trouble sportn' this one. Hook fastener sewn on the back. 4" x 3"

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Bang Em All - Large

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Bang Em All - Large

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

If you are going to bang one, you might as well bang them all. This is the original large version of an AFSF requested design.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3" x 3"

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Pork Eating Crusader

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Pork Eating Crusader

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

For the pork eater on a mission. Text on top and translated Arabic on the bottom.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3.25" x 3.25"

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Bang Em' All - Small

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Bang Em' All - Small

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

If you are going to bang one, you might as well bang them all. An AFSF requested design.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3" x 2"

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