PATCHES Titty Twister PVC Morale Patch patch-00221 $6.00 For fans of Dusk Till Dawn or those generally who know how to shake it :) Guest Artist: Joshua Johnson https://www.grumpypencil.com/Hook fastener sewn on the back 3.9" x 1.66"NOTE: Due to thin lines, the glow in the dark factor of the glow variant is minimal View
PATCHES Meat Popsicle patch-00187 $4.50 The proper response if someone asks what you are classified as, happens to fit on name tape zones as well. This term is of course more amusing if you have seen Fifth Element.3.75" x 1" with hook fastener material sewn on the back View
Out-of-Stock PATCHES All Out PVC patch-00170 $5.00 Seems to be a popular term these days and my fellow geeks will enjoy the Fallout inspired art. Glow variant actually glows with a light charge.3" x 2" with hook fastener material sewn on the back View
PATCHES I Come patch-00144 $5.00 A quote that seems to sum up some peoples' occupations, that or maybe you just party hard!Hook fastener material sewn on the back3" x 2" View
On sale! Out-of-Stock PATCHES Fuck Yo Couch patch-00075 $1.50 This will likely make absolutely no sense unless you have seen the Rick James skit. F yo Couch! VIDHook sewn on the back. 3" x 1.75" View
PATCHES If I Tell You patch-00071 $6.00 A remake of a classic design, A good way to let others know you can't say too much about your job.Hook fastener material sewn on the back3.5" x 4" View
On sale! Out-of-Stock PATCHES Surprise patch-00060 $3.00 Another great quote from the movie Team America. Makes for a good dynamic entry accessory.Hook fastener material sewn on the back.3" x 1.75" View
PATCHES Your Mom Sends patch-00047 $5.00 Oh snap get ready to get in trouble sporting this bad boy. Those who see it are either going to laugh with you, or punch you in the face.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 2.9" x 3" View
On sale! PATCHES Fun Sponge patch-00046 $3.00 This one can have multiple interpetations, but the original idea was to put them on command that excel in stealing the fun out of about any situation. Alternatively these patches can be self applied to declare you are a monster at trying to absorb fun in all of its forms.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 2.66" x 2.75" View
PATCHES What Now! patch-00037 $4.50 This was a request patch from a military group. Simple text posing both a statement and a question, great for surprise "events".Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3" x 1.75" View
PATCHES Immediate Action patch-00021 $6.00 Get ready to get into trouble sportn' this one. Hook fastener sewn on the back. 4" x 3" View
Out-of-Stock PATCHES Bang Em All - Large patch-00020 $6.00 If you are going to bang one, you might as well bang them all. This is the original large version of an AFSF requested design.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3" x 3" View
PATCHES Pork Eating Crusader patch-00016 $6.00 For the pork eater on a mission. Text on top and translated Arabic on the bottom.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3.25" x 3.25" View
On sale! Out-of-Stock PATCHES Bang Em' All - Small patch-00011 $2.00 If you are going to bang one, you might as well bang them all. An AFSF requested design.Hook fastener sewn on the back. 3" x 2" View
