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1 Assterisk

A design that is popular with the LEO crowd these days, being a play on words declaring the wearer only has one ass-to-risk. The thin blue line makes an appearance on the SWAT color scheme. A nice link to some extra history: LINK Hook fastener material sewn on the back1.5" x 2"

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Monkey Head PVC Morale Patch

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00113

$4.50

The Classic Angry Monkey Head logo now done in PVC; they look clean, are nice and durable, and hook won't stick to them like normal embroidery. Overall matte with very low reflectivity.Hook sewn on the back.2.5" x 2.25"

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Devil Girl PVC

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00112

$6.50

Everyone likes good ol naughty devil girls! Done in PVC, they look clean, are nice and durable, and hook won't stick to them like normal embroidery. Overall matte with very low reflectivity. Design by guest artist Martin Abel www.martinabel.comHook fastener material sewn on the back.2.625" x 3.5"

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BAR Girl

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00110

$6.50

Kicking it old school with more pinup, BAR is the name of the gun for youngens out of the know. Can't get much more patriotic and sexy! Done in woven style to capture as much detail as possible. Happy to collaborate with the great Bawidamann on this guest design. www.bawidamann.comHook fastener material sewn on the back, approx 3" x 3.75"

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Just Sayin'

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00109

$5.00

Somewhat of a complex phrase, can be used to simply modify the tone of a statement or to imply alterior meaning. Example: "I wouldn't call that guy fat, but cutting back on the double down sandwiches wouldn't hurt, just sayin'!"Hook fastener material sewn on the back3" x 1"

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Don't Tread Morale Patch

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00108

$5.50

A modern approach to the classic Gadsden Flag. Let MoFos know you are dangerous and they better watch their step!Hook fastener material sewn on the back3" x 2.35"

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Blue Falcon

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00107

$5.50

The Blue Falcons, the most high speed secret aerial assault top tier mo-fos around! Well, that and known as something else as well... on that note, you probably shouldn't own this patch unless you are familiar :)Hook fastener material sewn on the back.2.15" x 2.75"

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Danger Close

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00106

$6.50

Some modern pinup action in honor of the mighty A-10 and the close air support love it delivers. This patch is done by the woven method to retain the original art detail. Design by guest artist Martin Abel www.martinabel.comHook sewn on the back.3.8" x 3.6"

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Special Night

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00105

$6.50

Some modern pinup action, to inspire those who take a more stealthy approach. This patch is done by the woven method to retain the original art detail. Design by guest artist Martin Abel www.martinabel.comHook fastener material sewn on the back, Approx 3.7" x 3.6"

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Penicillin Allergy

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00104

$4.00

Based on our bloodtype patches, we expanded into allergy patches. Camo variants all have a red border to grab attention up close, however don't stand out from medium distances and beyond. Text is fully spelled out to avoid any confusion that could be caused by abbreviations.Hook fastener material sewn on the back2" x 1"

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Latex Allergy

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00103

$4.00

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Sulfa Allergy

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patch-00102

$4.00

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Morphine Allergy

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patch-00101

$4.00

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NKDA

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00100

$4.00

NKDA stands for "No Known Drug Allergies". A way to let the medics know that when you have a bad day, they can use about anything to fix you on up. Done in similar style to our bloodtype patches.Hook fastener material sewn on the back2" x 1"

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PirateSkull PVC

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00099

$5.50

We are trying out PVC designs to give some more options. They look clean, are nice and durable, and hook won't stick to them like normal embroidery. Overall matte with very low reflectivity.A modern take on the popular pirate flag. Design by guest artist machine56Hook fastener material sewn on the back. 3" x 2"

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Secret Squirrel PVC

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00098

$6.50

We are trying out PVC designs to give some more options. They look clean, are nice and durable, and hook won't stick to them like normal embroidery. Overall matte with very low reflectivity.If you don't know the term, you probably shouldn't have the patch. Hook fastener material sewn on the back.2.65" x 3.2"

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Tac Shark

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00097

$6.50

No big backstory, just something tuff for tac-folks that spend a lot of time in or around water.Hook sewn on the back2.65" x 3.25"

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US Flag Mini Rev Patch

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00096

$4.00

Sometimes loop mounting space is limited, so these Reversed US Flags in mini size allow for many mounting possibilities while still being recognizable.Hook fastener material sewn on the back 2" x 1"

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Shuttle DoorGunner

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00095

$6.50

Space Shuttle Door Gunner, a term usually referring to those whom like to falsely brag about some cool job position or experience. Alternatively, the thought of actually being a space shuttle door gunner always sounds rad!Hook fastener material sewn on the back.3.5" x 2.77"

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Trigger Pull Logo

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00094

$3.00

The Trigger Pull Logo - Text incorporated into the logo includes the CQB fundamentals: Surprise, Speed, and Violence of Action. Just in case you are picky and want a certain word up top, you can rotate the patch however you wish to show your priority of the day.Hook fastener material sewn on the back3" x 2.64"

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EOD Running

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00093

$6.50

A little something fun for the EOD crowd. If you see a bomb suit hauling ass away from the threat site, it is generally a good idea to follow.Hook fastener material sewn on the back.3.3" x 2.75"

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Zombie Hunter PVC

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00092

$6.50

We are trying out PVC designs to give some more options. They look clean, are nice and durable, and hook won't stick to them like normal embroidery. Overall matte with very low reflectivity.Sometimes people need an excuse to have a lot of guns and gear....and Zombie Huntn' is a good one!Hook fastener material sewn on the back.2.75" x 2.75"

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MLD Large

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00091

$6.50

For the doorkickers out there who got tired of explaining what MLD stood for, it is nice and spelled out on this one. Decided to change the look to make it more uniquie; sporting an all business door busting pose.Hook fastener material sewn on the back2.3"x3.5"

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Harden Up

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00090

$5.50

Another one where it probably won't make sense unless you're familiar with ol' Chopper:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9YEven if unfamiliar, you just might be around some folks that need a subtle hint to stop being a pussy and harden upHook fastener material sewn on the back.2.25" x 2.25"

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Fireball

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00088

$5.00

A simple design for those into fire; whether it be starting or putting them out. Perhaps a good fit on an incendiary grenade pouch as well :)Hook fastener material sewn on the back.2" x 3"

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Jam Out

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00087

$3.00

After seeing the rock out patch, the ladies wanted their own variant. And thus the clam comes out to JAM! Hook fastener material sewn on the back.3.52" x 3.75"

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Death Mechanic

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00085

$5.50

Kind of a generalist design, the hope is mechanics and engineers may enjoy. That or just people who fix things...... to death!Hook fastener material sewn on the back2.53" x 2.75"

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Medic Square 1inch Patch

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00084

$3.50

A simple design to give something medical identification. At 1", this small size allows the most mounting possibilities.Hook sewn on the back. 1"x1"

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Medic Square 2inch Patch

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00083

$4.50

A simple design to give something medical identification. At 2", it is a good medium size for being easy to see, while not being huge.Hook sewn on the back. 2"x2"

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US Flag Mini Patch

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00082

$4.00

Sometimes loop mounting space is limited, so these US Flags in mini size allow for many mounting possibilities while still being recognizable.Hook fastener material sewn on the back 2" x 1"

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Rock Out

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00081

$6.50

Sometimes we rock out so hard, our cock comes out... and this is the patch for you.Hook sewn on the back3.53" x 3.75"

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Kentucky Windage

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00079

$6.50

Another in the semi-covert series. Made to have that good ol' whiskey label look. To achieve the thin line detail these patches are woven rather than usual embroidery. Thus the color selection isn't what I usually have, but get in the ballpark.Hook fastener material sewn on the back.3.875" x 2.375"

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Pork Chop Express

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00078

$6.50

Fans of Big Trouble in Little China will enjoy this one, that or those who just like fast pork!Hook fastener material sewn on the back.3.75" x 2.9"

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NSR Solutions

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00077

$1.00

This design is a requested semi-covert style where it is meant to be vague on purpose and just look like a random corporate logo. NSR stands for Non Standard Response. Hook fastener material sewn on the back.3" x 1.7"

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KITD-FOHS

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00076

$5.50

Inspired by the classic patch from the Son Tay Raid back in Nam. Stands for: Kept In the Dark - Fed Only Horse Shit. You know, kinda like how mushrooms are treated.Hook fastener material sewn on the back.2.82" x 3"

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Fuck Yo Couch

MIL-SPEC MONKEY

patch-00075

$1.50

This will likely make absolutely no sense unless you have seen the Rick James skit. F yo Couch! VIDHook sewn on the back. 3" x 1.75"

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