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Helisexual Morale Patch

Name: Helisexual Morale Patch
Brand: MIL-SPEC MONKEY
SKU: patch-00250
Price: 5.5 USD
Availability: InStock

Brand: MIL-SPEC MONKEY

Based on an older meme, but still seems to apply these days. For those who can highly relate with the Apache, or poking fun at the seemingly never ending sexual identity options.
3" x 2" Hook fastener material sewn on the back.

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